sperg code learning 2 code

// I'll take a pee pee in the corner

#include 
int main() 
{	int number;
	printf("Enter an integer: ");
	scanf("%d", &number);


// Monkey go banananaaaaasssssss 

	if (number == 1 ) 
{
		printf("You entered %d\n", number);
}	else if (number == 2) {
		printf("I throw poo at you\n");
}		else if(number == 3) {
		printf("I pee on you!!!!\n");
}	else if(number == 4) {
		printf("gives me banana, I THROW MY SHIT AT YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU\n");
}	else
{ 		printf("Monkey says monkey banana!!\n");
}
}			

Litterboxes and paperclips

 There once was a woman that lived in a cardboard box. She lived under a bridge and she really liked to collect paperclips. She used to have the crazy cat lady starter kit. But now she has totally lost her mind and now she is homeless. 

Other than paper clips she also had assorted stuffed animals. Im not sure how she had all these stuffed animals in her cardboardbox. She was strange for a woman in her 20s. An anamoly. Maybe she hadnt been there that long and popped out of a black hole event horizon from an alternate universe.

I came I saw I sperged

Can I has a flavour?
I would really like a flavour very much.
I want to be in flavour country
All the flavours of the rainbow! 
I can has flavour!?